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there’s a video that
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said it’s really fun and cozy, while the bar’s
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the furniture, hav-
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says: “I knew it was
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Fallon from a Harvard stu-
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& Supplies
Christie for his ticket if ey. On the bright side,
just this year his student
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tion. Not to be his
Seat Straight vice-president, to
Lift Stair be his wall between A theater in Ohio is under fire for cast-
Chair Lift America and Mexico. ing a white actor to play Martin Luther King
Jr. Theatergoers realized something was
Another GOP candidate, Carly Fiorina, is off when they heard Dr. King say: “I have a
being criticized for repeatedly changing the dream, and it’s to see Coldplay live.” Fill in the grid
story of how she met Vladimir Putin, where so that every row,
they met, and what they talked about. In Late night With Seth

Outside other words, they DEFINITELY met on Tinder. Meyers every column,
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wasn’t I invited? I love hunting peasants!” Bourdain “has is-
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Bernie Sanders got an endorsement from behave normally. A surpris-
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the American Postal Workers Union. Well, ing comment from a guy who looks like he’s
Bernie Sanders’ neighbor got the endorse- playing the sun in a school play.
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