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ment, but it was meant for Bernie. He’ll get it
New research finds that robots are just as word Search
bad as humans at assembling Solution on page 35
Ikea furniture. In fact, I read about a pub in England that has 15
there’s a video that cats that just walk around so you can play ‘Jan’ and ‘uary’ and
shows two robots with them while you drink beer. Customers ‘ary’ in January We are your local
trying to assemble said it’s really fun and cozy, while the bar’s Insurance provider
the furniture, hav owner has been dead upstairs for months. ACTUARY JANGLE Insurance provider
JANICE
ANCILLARY
ing a fight, then one AVIARY JANINE Carolina Specialty Transport
provides professional
says: “I knew it was The Late Show With Stephen BINARY JANITOR transportation services when
transportation by automobile is
too soon for us to move in BURSARY JANUARY not an option and the high cost of
an ambulance is not warranted.
Apple announced a plan to create 1,000 CALVARY LUMINARY Our vehicles are equipped with
portable ramps.
new jobs in Ireland. Irish people were excited, CANARY REVOLUTIONARY 29173 29173 WHAT ELSE DO WE OFFER?
Weekend & Day Trips
Bernie Sanders recently joined Snapchat. until Apple told them: “It’s a Genius Bar, not a CUSTOMARY SALARY Auto•Home•Business Special Outings • Restaurant Visits
SANCTUARY
ESTUARY
Shopping Out of Town &
So in case you were wondering, you can get Guinness bar.” EVOLUTIONARY SECONDARY andsomuchmore! Serving the Metrolina Region of
Out of State Trips
Snapchat on a rotary phone. HILLARY SUMMARY 1355-C East Garrison Blvd. North & South Carolina
Researchers have HONORARY TOPIARY Gastonia, NC 28053-2227 For more Information or to
Schedule a Transport:
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy published a letter HUNGARY TROJAN 704-865-3455 78310 (704)824-2455 80468
24 Hours-a-Day
from a Harvard stu IMAGINARY UNITARY www.whitesidesinsurance.com www.CarolinaSpecialtyTransport.com
VINEGARY
JANEL
Donald Trump hinted that he dent in 1743 asking JANET ZACHARY
might consider Chris his parents for mon
Christie for his ticket if ey. On the bright side,
he wins the nomina just this year his student OPEN ALL YEAR
tion. Not to be his loans were finally paid off. Sudoku Solution on page 35 Monday - Saturday
vice-president, to
be his wall between A theater in Ohio is under fire for cast 86396
Ha
Hamrick’s Pro ducemrick’s Promrick’s Pro
America and Mexico. ing a white actor to play Martin Luther King Ha
Jr. Theatergoers realized something was FRESH BAKED A Family Tradition
GOODS!
314 S. Post Road • Shelby •
Another GOP candidate, Carly Fiorina, is off when they heard Dr. King say: “I have a 314 S. Post Road • Shelby • 704-480-0905
being criticized for repeatedly changing the dream, and it’s to see Coldplay live.” Fill in the grid
story of how she met Vladimir Putin, where so that every row,
they met, and what they talked about. In Late ight With Seth TOTAL FAMILY
other words, they DEFINITELY met on Tinder. every column, FUNERAL CARE
Celebrity chef Guy and every 3x3 box
Rick Santorum and Ted Cruz spent some Fieri told GQ maga contains the digits What is Total Family Funeral Care? It means that Cleveland Funeral
Services & Crematory staff are 100% committed
time hunting pheasants in Iowa. When zine that he thinks to the highest level of service every day.
Donald Trump heard that, he was like: “Why fellow chef Anthony 1 through 9. Turn to us with confidence for advance
funeral planning, when your needs are
wasn’t I invited? I love hunting peasants!” Bourdain “has is more immediate, or for our extended
aftercare services.
sues” and doesn’t 2518 W. Dixon Blvd. • Shelby
Bernie Sanders got an endorsement from behave normally. A surpris 704-487-5811
the American Postal Workers Union. Well, ing comment from a guy who looks like he’s Fax 704-487-4876 86397
www.clevelandfuneralservice.com
Bernie Sanders’ neighbor got the endorse playing the sun in a school play. www.clevelandfuneralservices.com
10 Piedmont V January 3 - 9, 2016 January 3 - 9, 2016 Piedmont tV 11
